Porch Pirates

Name: Porch Pirates
Director: Jeff Hamm
Genre: Comedy, Family, Crime
Released: 2024-11-28
Duration: 1 h 47 min
Rating: 3
Cast: Jay Dee Walters, Ryan T. Johnson, Candace Kirkpatrick, Eric Hanson, Phil Mendoza

“The detectives are checking their list—and checking it twice.”

2024

1h 47m

Comedy Family Crime

Director: Jeff Hamm

Writers: Justin Chaffee, Jeff Hamm

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Overview

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.