Norm Archer
Len Cariou
Norm Archer

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
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Norm Archer
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Cock Puncher
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Dana Dobbs
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Sensei
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Dennis McCormick
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Ahmed
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
White Black Guy Tim
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Ivy Leaguer
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Cooking Show Chef
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Wizard Proteus
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
If you liked "The Kentucky Fried Movie", you'll love this. A collection of various comedy skits into a movie length presentation, it reflects the US media through a bizarre lens.
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