Commander Gaylor
Erin Brown
Commander Gaylor

Three sexy astronauts crash land on a planet where apes rule. They attract the attention of human-friendly scientist Dr Kweera and the wild woman Uvala and soon unbridled female lust threatens ape society.
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Commander Gaylor
Erin Brown
Commander Gaylor
Uvula
Darian Caine
Uvula
Dr. Cornholeous
Debbie Rochon
Dr. Cornholeous
Lt. Pushkintucushkin
Anushka Garin
Lt. Pushkintucushkin
Lt. Fornication
Sharon Engert
Lt. Fornication
Barbarian Queen
Shelby Taylor
Barbarian Queen
Captain Laid
John Bacchus
Captain Laid
Heston
John Paul Fedele
Heston
Ape
Pete Jacelone
Ape
The Missing Link
John Link
The Missing Link
Were you expecting monkey sex? Be honest. I'll admit I was kind of thinking monkey sex when I picked it up. Kind of disappointed wasn't it? At least have two people dressed up as apes ala The Bloodhound Gang going at it. Do you have that song stuck in your head now? The Bad Touch? Be honest, it's OK, the Bloodhound Gang was a fun band. Nothing to be ashamed of there. Anyway.... What you do get is lesbians and fake boobs and cheap humor and a pink gorilla. What you don't get is an adaptation of Planet of the Apes that is any real fun. And that is what you are looking for isn't it? It's not really monkey sex, you were kind of looking for a soft pornographic spoof of a science-fiction classic. And as fun as it was, it kind of failed in the spoof department. I'd honestly give it 10 stars if it had any other title, just because you expect cheap humor and boobs from movies like this. But with a title like "Play-Mate of the Apes," you also expected the humor to be more relevant to Planet of the Apes and it failed to deliver that.
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