Tom Segura: Sledgehammer

Tom Segura begins his performance by addressing the audience, noting his recent travels and a chance encounter with a supermodel in Toronto. He observes that supermodels are "genetic freaks" and jokes about the unsettling nature of their perfection, leading him to wonder aloud why his wife cannot "just drown." He clarifies that while his wife can swim, latestnetflix.com contends, he is concerned about whether a jury would believe it.

Segura recounts a trip to Topeka, Kansas, where his show was protested by the Westboro Baptist Church. He describes the experience with amusement, noting their homemade signs and their habit of protesting funerals. He transitions into a discussion about his views on God and sexuality, asserting that God has a "people problem" rather than a hatred for gay people. He shares an anecdote about meeting Brad Pitt backstage, describing the actor as "stunning" and joking about their interaction.

The conversation shifts to his personal life and his circle of close friends. He reveals that he is the only one in his group who "eats ass," a topic he discusses at length with his friend Justin, who is newly in love. Segura also reflects on the recent death of his father. He shares a final, bizarre conversation he had with his father in the hospital, where his father confessed a preference for a "full bush" on women before passing away.

Segura discusses his two young sons, describing them as "real he/him s" and noting their strange, often violent preoccupations. He recounts a moment where his six-year-old son asked what he would do if a "bad guy" took his things, to which the boy replied that he would cut the person into pieces and put them in the mailbox. He also describes the confusion of being called "Tom" by his children instead of "Dad."

The comedian details a severe sports injury he sustained during a slam-dunk contest on a lowered rim, which resulted in a shattered arm and a torn patellar tendon. He recalls the trauma surgeon’s disbelief when he explained how the injury occurred. He describes his subsequent three-week hospital stay, his reliance on Dilaudid, and the indignity of needing assistance with basic hygiene.

Segura recounts a night when his wife fell down the stairs, leading to a frantic 911 call where he struggled to explain the situation without sounding like he had harmed her. He jokes about the paramedics' suspicion and his wife’s unprompted declaration to them that he would never hurt her. He also discusses his recent vasectomy, the "homework" assigned by his urologist, and the relief he felt when his first post-procedure ejaculation was not bloody.

The performance concludes with a story about his friend Joey Diaz, who gave him a massive, surprise dose of edibles before a flight. Segura describes the resulting panic attack at the airport and on the plane. He ends by sharing a similar experience with his mother, who he accidentally "megadosed" with edibles. He describes her reaction, her paranoia that he was trying to kill her, and her eventual transformation into a regular user who is now "living her best life."